R r r r r, R!

R r r r r r r. R r r, r, r r r r! R r r r; r r r r r r. R r r r r r r r r r r. R r r r r r r r. R r r r r r r r--r r r r r r r r--r r. R r r r r r r r r r. R r r r? R r r r r r r r r r r r. R r r r r. R r r r r r r r. R r r. R R R!

Warning Signs

     My regulars may have noticed that I haven't been on much lately. I get e-mails day in and day out begging and pleading that I release another statement. But, I am not long for this world. I know what you are thinking, and no, Vracula is just fine. It is the world that is in danger, it is soon and quickly going to become far from the puff palace that is now. My viewers will all be of my mind, and will always be listening to my every thought, and will have no choice but subscribe to my unending twitter account. You silly man animals can hardly comprehend the majesty with which I speak anyhow. Hardly understanding more than a single letter in a single sitting. That is why I will, now, replace every word with the letter "R" perhaps by slowing my genius down to you, you will finally realize how futile all your attempts of survival may be. I will begin replacing every word with the letter "R" starting... r.

The Face of Your Demise

This is from vhen me and the misses went to Panama. The characature artist did a fine job. Right before I killed him! I killed him dead!! Bwahahaha!

Introductions

Velcome to my very own blog. A lot of people ask me, "Vracula, what night sky hath shown upon you to which you have received a multitude of bevildering and beguiling skills?" Oh, audience. How little you seem to know that you will soon be surrounded by the minions of darkness and devoured by the children that time hath bestowed upon my name. You ask silly questions; vhile right behind you I stand, or at least I vould if you vere not reading this during the harsh daylight, vhile the sun screams its cascade of fiery breath on the vorld! or night time, vhen I vork at Denny's! Oh, feeble mortals how dare you pour countless hours of into your vorthless digital socialites vhile the army of darkness trains vigorously, vicariously, and visiariously at the hundreds of vays in vhich to tear you apart. The time is coming readers. Soon you vill all be of my flesh. Your blood vill belong to me!!! ;)