Velcome to my very own blog. A lot of people ask me, "Vracula, what night sky hath shown upon you to which you have received a multitude of bevildering and beguiling skills?" Oh, audience. How little you seem to know that you will soon be surrounded by the minions of darkness and devoured by the children that time hath bestowed upon my name. You ask silly questions; vhile right behind you I stand, or at least I vould if you vere not reading this during the harsh daylight, vhile the sun screams its cascade of fiery breath on the vorld! or night time, vhen I vork at Denny's! Oh, feeble mortals how dare you pour countless hours of into your vorthless digital socialites vhile the army of darkness trains vigorously, vicariously, and visiariously at the hundreds of vays in vhich to tear you apart. The time is coming readers. Soon you vill all be of my flesh. Your blood vill belong to me!!! ;)
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